Jokes, one liners.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
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Some people are Slimy … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
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In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Some studies by psychiatrists say that one out of every four people suffers from some form of mental disorder.
Check three friends, if they seem okay, it’s you.
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We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

 

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