Jokes, one liners.

 

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..

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A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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If at first you don’t succeed … well, so much for sky diving.

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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand two
things: 1 – Women, 2 – Fractions.

 

 

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