English, Irish and Scottish man joke.

An English, Irish and Scottish man were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless.

The English guy said, “I’m the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on into a wall, totally writing my car off, and now I have to wear this neck brace.”

“Wow that is careless.” Said the Scottish man, “Not as careless as me though.

This morning I drove straight through a red light and into the side of a van.

My car is a write off and I’ve fractured my shoulder.”

“That is careless.” Said the Irish man, “Not as careless as me though.

This morning I took a corner too fast, spiraled out of control, went straight into a lamp post and broke both of my legs.”

“That is careless.” Said the English man, “But what happened to your car?”

“What car?” Replied the Irish man, “I was walking.”

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