Rude one liners

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
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Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Q: How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Q: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
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Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber
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Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn’t close his casket.
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Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
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Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.

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