Rude one liners.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.”
Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
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Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
He only comes once a year.
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Girl: “Hey, what’s up?”
Boy: “If I tell you, will you sit on it?”
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
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Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
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Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.”
Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.”
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How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them
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What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore.

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