Rude one liners.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
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Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his cock!
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What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs finger

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What’s a porn star’s favourite drink?
7 Up in cider.
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What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
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What do priests and Mcdonald’s have in common?
They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys?
Steve Nash.
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Why can’t Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
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How do you circumcise a hill billy?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because their plugged into a genius!
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What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole

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