One liners

Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor.
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Three words to ruin a man’s ego…?
“Is it in?”

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What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….”
The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?”
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Why don’t black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that trick once.
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A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mum said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
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What has got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!
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What do you call an Afghan virgin
Never bin laid on
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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!

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