One liners

Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor.
Three words to ruin a man’s ego…?
“Is it in?”

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….”
The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?”
Why don’t black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that trick once.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mum said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
What has got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!
What do you call an Afghan virgin
Never bin laid on
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!


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