would you re-marry, joke

A married couple are in bed and the wife says to the husband “would you re-marry if I died.”

The husband replied “I guess, the kids would need a mother and I might be lonely.”

The wife said “would you give her my car?”

The husband said “well, your dead, you don’t need it.”

The wife said “would you give her my jewellery?”

The husband said “I guess, unless you want to be buried with them!”

The wife said “would you give her my golf clubs?”

The husband said “no, she’s not right handed!!!”

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