Rude one liners

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A virgin.

What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies

Did you hear about the African American girl who was quiet during the movie?
She wasn’t

What do you call two fat people talking?
A heavy discussion.

How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
Roll a 40 down the street.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Whats the worst thing about dating a blonde?
If you don’t know what hole to put it in neither do they.

What did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me cum in there.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.

What do you call ball’s on your chin?
A dick in your mouth!

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