My girlfriend called me a pervert!
I said to her “that’s a big word for a nine year old”
Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the que que que.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are YOU shaking? Its me she’s going to eat!
What’s the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
They both suck for four quarters.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls
How do you rape a camel?
One hump at a time.