One liners jokes

My girlfriend called me a pervert!
I said to her “that’s a big word for a nine year old”

Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the que que que.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are YOU shaking? Its me she’s going to eat!

What’s the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
They both suck for four quarters.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off

Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls

How do you rape a camel?
One hump at a time.

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