How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh! Killing any? She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

“How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

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