Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got behind in his work.
What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
a piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.