Building for retirement, joke.

Some have asked what I’m going to be doing in retirement.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights.

Windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighbourhood.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it bright green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it…IT’S AGAINST THE REGULATIONS!”

So, I sent in a fresh application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It’s the government that scares me.


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