Funny blonde jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde joke’s. She said they were pretty good but might offend some Pueto Rican’s.

Why do blonde’s take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.

How does a blonde commit suicide ? She gather’s her clothe’s into pile and jump’s off.

What can save a dying blonde ? Hair transplant’s.

What do bleach blonde’s and jumbo jet’s have an common? Black boxes.

What’s dumber than a brunette who tries to build a house at the bottom of a lake? A blonde who tries to burn it down.

How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they are born that way.

How do you change a blonde’s mind ? Blow in her ear.

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