Golf joke.

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.

I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.

I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” I replied,

“I’m just a shitty golfer”.

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