Two voices, one male and one female, overheard in the darkened cabin on a Qantas flight to London:
“I think everyone’s asleep honey, let’s go” “This one’s empty … no-one’s looking… you go in first”
“It’s a bit cramped in here – let me sit down” “Have you got the condom? Quick – put it on ” Sniff sniff ”
Ah perfume – you think of everything” ” This is great…..” (long sigh.) Static on the loud speaker then a voice.
“This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the aft toilet near door right 5.
We know what you’re doing and it is expressly forbidden by Qantas and IATA regulations…
Now put those darn cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector, thank you!”