Blonde jokes

Why can’t you tell a blonde a knock knock joke?  Because she’ll go and answer the door.

Why did a blonde climb over the chain link fence?  To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde throw away her weight-lose video? Because she noticed that the people were not losing any weight either.

A blonde come’s to a river and see’s another blonde on the opposite bank. ” yoo-hoo ” she shouts’.

How can i get to the other side?  The other blonde look’s around then shout’s back, ” but you are on the other side “.

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to buy some petrol.

How can you tell if a blonde send’s you a fax, it has a stamp on it.

A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” Disneyland left “.

How do blonde brain cell’s die ? Alone.


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