5 Liverpool jokes.

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

What’s the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a coconut.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused.

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