What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p?
……….. a shit (think about it)
Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back she looks 15..
What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
What is a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes.