Liverpool jokes

 

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.

What’s long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.

Why is the Anfield Stadium Grass so green?
Because every week Liverpool put millions of pounds worth of shit on it.

What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?
The bride

What do you call a Scouse woman who has had 6 abortions ?
Crime Prevention officer

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