Paddy is a lesbian.

Paddy comes out of a bar and he is standing next to a young girl.

the next thing is she starts to cry, so Paddy asks her “why are you crying”?

young girl “see that girl across the road ”

“well she is a lesbian and I want to fondle her run my hands up her skirt and make love to her ”

So i must be a lesbian as well

Paddy starts to cry also and the girl asks him “why are you crying Paddy”?

“well I must be a lesbian also, because I feel like doing the same things to her as well “