Blonde jokes

How do keep a blonde busy all day ? Write ” please turn over ” on both side’s of a piece of paper.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning ? Tell her a joke on Friday night.

What are the worst six year’s in a blonde’s life ? Third grade.

What did the blonde get on her IQ test, Saliva.

What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.

What do you call a blonde who dye’s her hair brunette ? Artificial intelligence.

What do you call 10 blonde’s standing ear to ear ? A wind tunnel.

What do blonde’s and a beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her see was pregnant? ” Is it mine “.

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