Gerard Houllier: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
Gerard Houllier: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”
Why will Liverpool never win the League?
They keep scoring Owen goals
How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool…
What’s is the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
Pam’s only got two tits in front of her
What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A battery has a positive side.
Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.