4 nuns get killed in a car accident they all go before St. Peter.
“I must ask you a question before you enter the pearly gates”, St. Peter said.
The 1st nun comes up, he asks, “Have you ever touched a penis?,” she says, “Yes with my finger”, St. Peter says, “Dip your finger in holy water, you may enter.”
2nd comes up he asks the same question, she says, “Yes with my hand”, St. Peter says, “Dip your hand in holy water and you may enter.
3rd comes up he asks the same question, before she could answer, 4th nun pushes her out of the way and says, “St. Peter if you think I’m going to gargle in that water after she dips her ass in it, then forget it”.