One liners.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

What does a gang-banger have in common with a soda machine?
They both don’t work and always take your money.

Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.

How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
Trust me.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me!

How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
Pull some strings.

Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s?
Because he has holes in his hands.

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