pull out on time

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son turned from the window to his mother and asked.

“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother got confused what to answer so she simply said.

“Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess and then I will explain in detail”

So the boy asked the stewardess.

“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”

The boy admitted that this was the case and his mother can only explain the answer.

“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

I hope she can explain it to you.

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2 responses to “pull out on time

  1. Harry, this is crazy!!!!! I heard this from my Uncle Harry (Great Uncle) I remember the day,,, he was playing the spoons and whipped out this joke…”Why don’t 747s not have babies? Cause they pull out on time” I loved comedy and humour since the beginning of time. the reason this stayed with me id because I didn’t “get it” at the age of possibly 9. It was meant for my Parents…well. I held that joke till I DID get it. SOOOOOOOO funny and ironic to see it here from you, “Uncle Harry” 😀

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