I was tossed

Farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.

‘You’ll need to be fit,’ said the farmer.

‘Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?’

‘No, sir,’ replied the young man proudly.

‘But you’re on crutches. You must have had an accident!’ said the farmer.

‘Oh, the crutches!’ said the young man.

A bull tossed me last week.

But that wasn’t an accident!

No he did it on purpose!


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