Two-dollar haircuts

One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down the block.

The sign said, “Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts for two dollars.”

The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating, “We repair two-dollar haircuts!”

A man tells the barber.

“Don’t put any sweet stuff on me. My wife’ll think I’ve been to a whore house.”

Another customer in a nearby chair says, “You can put as much as you
want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!”

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