One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down the block.
The sign said, “Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts for two dollars.”
The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating, “We repair two-dollar haircuts!”
A man tells the barber.
“Don’t put any sweet stuff on me. My wife’ll think I’ve been to a whore house.”
Another customer in a nearby chair says, “You can put as much as you
want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!”