Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It’s $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist.
“I m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…”
“Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
“When will he be out again ?”