There was this french man who came to america.
he was walking down the street and saw a shop selling bukets for 1 $ each so he
went inside and he says to the owner ” i would like a fuket.
you mean a buket?
yes a fucket.
so he bought the buket!
a few blocks down he saw a pet shop selling cocker spaniels for 5 0 $ each! so he went inside
and says ” i would like to buy a cocker!
the shop keeper sys ” you mean a cocker spaniel ”
” yes a cocker ” and bought one.
the next shop he entered was a bar and they were having happy hour all bud lights for a dallor!
so he asked the bar tender ” can i have a butt ”
the bar tender says ” you mean a bud?
” yes a butt ” so he buys one and at that moment his dog gets lose and he goes to the guy next to him
” please hold my butt and fucket while i chase my cocker!