give me one

This guy is married and his wife knows he is a bit of a cranky pants.

They go out together on a night out.

They go to the restaurant and order a nice meal.

Midway through he calls the waiter and says, “Is there any such thing as a decent glass of wine to go with this dinner, if so give me one.”

Then they go to a pub where he calls to the barman, “Is there any such thing as pints of beer here, if so give me one.”

On the way home they stop at a takeaway where he says, “Is there any such thing as a burger here, if so give me one.”

They go home and then go to bed and the man says “Is there any such thing as sex here?”

His wife says, “It depends.”

The man says, “What do you mean by that?”

and his wife responds, “Is there any such thing as an orgasm here, if so give me one.”

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