Iraq, one liner jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
Nothing, yet.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What’s the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Whey.

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 … F-16 … B-52

What is Iraq’s national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from!

How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They can’t turn them on anyway.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

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