Who is Jack Shit ?

Who is Jack Shit? You ask. The Lineage Revealed:
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Shit.” Now you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Shit and O. Shit.

Awe Shit, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Shit, the owner of Knee-deep in Shit, Inc.

In turn, Jack Shit married Noe chit and the deeply religious couple produced six children

Holy Shit, the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit, Fulla Shit, Giva Shit and Bull Shit, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was known as Noe Shit-Sherlock.

Dip Shit married Loda Shit and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Shit.

Fulla Shit and Giva Shit were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Shit-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Shit.

NOW, when someone says that you don’t know Jack Shit, you can correct them.


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