Paddy’s black eye

Seamus asked paddy how he got the black eye.

You’d never believe it said Paddy but I got it in church.

He said he had been sitting behind a fat lady and when they stood up for a hymn.

He noticed her dress got caught between the cheeks of her bum.

All I did was lean forward and pull it out and she turned around and hit me said Paddy.

A week later Seamus was surprised to see Paddy with another black eye.

“I got this in Church too,” explained Paddy.

He said he found himself sitting behind the same fat woman and when they stood up for a hymn,

Her dress once again got stuck between the cheeks of her bum.

My little nephew pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t like that, so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.

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