Pearly Gates

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up.

Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said
he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.

A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said,

“They’re gone.”

“What? All of the Scousers are gone?” asked God.

“No” replied Saint Peter “The Pearly Gates!”

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