Paddy goes to his doctor complaining about being constipated.
So the doc says “try these and come back next week”
When Paddy arrives at the doctors the doctor asks him if the treatment worked
Paddy replies “Those things, I might have shoved them up my arse for all the good they done
Paddy found this lovely girt tied to the railway track.
So he frees her an takes her home and makes mad passionate love all day and night.
He starts to boast to his mate about this great find and his mate asks him “what does she look like Paddy”.
Paddy replies “don’t know I haven’t found her head yet”