Two Paddy jokes

Paddy,says to his Da “Da how did you meet mum”.

Da “well I was at a dance and I saw this beautiful girl”

I asked her to dance we did and I fell in love with the most beautiful girl in the world then cupid shot his bow and arrow

The arrow missed and hit your Ma


Paddy was having his yearly bath when his mum walks in and catches him playing with himself.

His Mum says” Mick now that is very naughty”

Mick replies “. it’s my willy and I can wash it as fast as I can”

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