50-50

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

I welcome you into the family,” said the man.

“To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business.

All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law.

“I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office.

What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the son-in-law.

“Buy me out.”

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