I’ll believe

From now on…… I’ll believe in The Prophet Muhammad……..

I decided to go to the SURREY Mosque for the first time to see what it was
all about.

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
“By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad you will
walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold, my f+*%ing car had
been stolen!

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