constipation

A Nun goes into an off licence and buys a bottle of Buckfast and she tells the server ” this is for Mother Superior’s constipation ”

A while later she appears back in the off licence and orders another big 2 litre bottle of Buckfast, the shop assistant says to her ” you know that will not cure Mother Superior’s constipation ”

Nun ” Oh it will ,for when she sees the state of me she will shite herself ”

Left by eaf143

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