Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Why did god give woman 2 sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at ths same time!
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
“Honey, I’m home.”
How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her son’s dick!
How is sex like air?
It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
In his defense he claimed it was a stable relationship.
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?
What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?