How do you get retards out of a tree?
Wave to them!
What do you call a gangbanger behind bars?
Anything you want.
What do you call a Muslim stripper?
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He didn’t have any arms.
Why are black men penises bigger than white men?
Because as kids white men had toys to play with!
Why are most Guidos named Tony?
When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ.