Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”

Johnny’s mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door.

She said, “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…” Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.

She continued, “Now take off my skirt…” He removed her skirt.

“Take off my bra…” which he did.

“And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.”

When Johnny had finished removing his mother’s panties, she said, “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”

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Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths.

So his mother decided to put him into a Catholic school.

When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously.

So she asked him why. He replied “When I saw that naked guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business”!!

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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Johnny being in there.”

“No,” said the doctor calmly, “He’ll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.”

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