religious jokes

I got banned from a Muslim clothes shop today.

I only asked for a bomber jacket.

Touchy bastards!

***************************************************************
A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll,

the owner says we have Christian ones and Muslim ones,

the man says what is the difference and the owner says”

well, they’re basically the same but the Muslim one blows her self up”

***************************************************************

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.

When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope.

When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

Advertisements

2 responses to “religious jokes

Thank you for likeing and commenting, why don't you follow and never miss a joke..

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s