Stupid wives, joke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a freezer to keep it in.”

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. “Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell out of the stupid tree and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.

“Ah, it kills me every time i think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there.

And she doesn’t even have a penis!”

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