What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.
What do you call a Muslim stripper?
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
Blowjob. because You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob.
What do you call a whore with her own car?
Feels on Wheels!
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a Goodyear.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass
Did you hear about the spread that lost its virginity?
It got marmalade
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You either need a good partner or a good hand.