Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:
‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?’
His new bride said:
‘No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’
(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)