A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with a prostitute for a couple of hours.
He really had no clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says.
“Do you know what I want?” He looks at her and says, “No.”
Then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and says, “Do you know what I want?” And he says, “No.”
Then she really sprawls out on the bed, spreads her legs and says, “Now do you know what I want?”
The guy says, “Yeah, you want the whole damn bed to yourself!”