Drink driving

Driving home from the pub earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car.

“Everything alright officer?” I asked the traffic cop

“Not really sir,” he replied, “Your car was weaving across the road in a very uncontrolled manner.”

“What do you expect?” I said, “I’ve had a dozen beers.”

He laughed, “In that case sir, I fully understand why you let your wife drive home.”

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