A Rabbi, Lawyer, and a Priest are on an airplane along with a troupe of boy scouts.
The airplane is going down FAST.
There are parachutes, but only enough for a few people.
The Rabbi says, “Listen.
We need to give the parachutes to the boy scouts.
It’s the right thing to do.”
The Lawyer then responds, “What are you crazy!? Fuck the boy scouts!”
The Priest quickly glances at his watch and says, “DO WE HAVE TIME!?”